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What All Fathers With Teenage Daughters Need

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Now I have no idea who really wrote this since it came in one of those emails that has gone around the world but

I thought it would be fun to share and to take a break from business since business is not always fun.

Not to mention as a dad it is something that comes to mind a lot lately.  Enjoy 😉


APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER


NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless

accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage,

and current medical report from your doctor.


NAME_____________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH_____________


HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________


SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________________


BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES____________________________________________


HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______


Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No

Is one male and the other female? ___Yes ___No

If No, explain:

______________________________________________________________


Number of years they have been married ______________________________


If less than your age, explain

______________________________________________________________


______________________________________________________________


ACCESSORIES SECTION:


A. Do you own or have access to a van? __Yes __No


B. A truck with oversized tires? __Yes __No


C. A waterbed? __Yes __No


D. A pickup with a mattress in the back? __Yes __No


E. A tattoo? __Yes __No


F. Do you have an earring, nose ring, __Yes __No

pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?


(IF YOU ANSWERED “YES” TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION

AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. I SUGGEST RUNNING.)


ESSAY SECTION:


In 50 words or less, what does “LATE” mean to you?


______________________________________________________________


______________________________________________________________


In 50 words or less, what does “DON’T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER” mean to you?


______________________________________________________________


______________________________________________________________


In 50 words or less, what does “ABSTINENCE” mean to you?


______________________________________________________________


______________________________________________________________


REFERENCES SECTION:


Church you attend ___________________________________________________


How often you attend ________________________________________________


When would be the best time to interview your:


father? _____________


mother? _____________


pastor? _____________


SHORT-ANSWER SECTION:


Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers

are confidential.


A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be:


______________________________________________________________


B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my:


______________________________________________________________


C: A woman’s place is in the:


______________________________________________________________


D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is:


______________________________________________________________

E. What do you want to do IF you grow up? ___________________________

______________________________________________________________

______________________________________________________________

F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is:

______________________________________________________________

F. What is the current going rate of a hotel room? __________________

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO
THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT,
NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE
WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.

_________________________________________________________
Applicant’s Signature (that means sign your name, moron!)

_______________________________ ________________________________
Mother’s Signature Father’s Signature

_______________________________ ________________________________
Pastor/Priest/Rabbi State Representative/Congressman

Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and
non-sexual. Please allow four to six years for processing.

You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do
not try to call or write (since you probably can’t, and it would
cause you injury). If your application is rejected, you will be
notified by two gentleman wearing white ties carrying violin cases.

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my goal is to provide you with resources you need. I can also help in getting the financing for your home.  If you have any suggestions or questions in how I can provide more or better

information please let me know.  I have been helping my clients for the last 15 years  on the Central Coast, Gene Perez – 805-448-7101 , DRE 01321588

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